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Soon

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Dont you just hate people with fucked up faces?
Yeah...

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Your teeth remind me of a song
Which one?
Black and Yellow

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im a serial killer
So GTFO before i kill you

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Are you a magnet, because i'm attracted to you.
Yes, i am. So unless you want to have sex with metal, then i suggest you leave.

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Are you a magnet because I'm attracted to you
No, but I am trained in several martial art, so get the heck away from me

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Male: "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?"
Female: "Because you're here"

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Roses are red violets are blue i got a gun get in the van!

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Boy: Are you Mc Donalds?
Girl: Why because your loving it?
Boy: No because ur fat and greasy!

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-how much do i have to pay you to **** me?
-how much do i get for taking you back to the zoo?

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Man: There is a U and I in beautiful

Woman: Ya, but there is only a U in ugly

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Boy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven
Girl: I'm a antsiest

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