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Boy- You wanna make $50 tonight.
Girl- No
Boy- Why?
Girl- I'm making $100 tonight.

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was it hard?
was what hard?
climbing the jagged,brimstone cliffs of hell

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guy- hey, wanna come back to mine and make a meat sandwhich ;)
Girl- sure, which room is yours?
Guy-2nd on the left but you should probably stay in the kitchen

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guy- you have the most amazing eyes
girl-...that will never look at you

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Wow, you're pretty...
*She blushes*
Fucking ugly.

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If you and I were squirrels, I'd bust a nut in that hole.

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HIM: Where have you been all my life?

HER: I don't think I was born the first half of it

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Stop Footing Around

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"Hey girl, is there a mirror in your pants?"

"No, that's just my penis."

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-Are you the sun?
-No.. Why?
-Because you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me.

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Moral man enters a bar:

MMan: Whats up lady?

Woman: **** you asshole! You think the oldest trick in the book will work on me?

MMan: What trick? I just remember you for being my girlfriends secretary and was gonna ask you how you are doing, but now you can just as well **** yourself...

Woman: Moral man? Is that you? I meant... No wait!

*Moral man flies away, cape flowing and all the needless special effects... for the hell of it*

Moral: Taken.

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The anti part of below comment, may be the fact that its going to get thumbed down to Hades.

Moral: They see me rollin, they envious... women that look like supermodels that work as jurists dont come easy... unless you are Moral Man.

*Plays moral man theme*

(Character inspired by Salvador Dali, I mean what greater inspiration than the man that celebrated each day as he woke up in the body and mind of the greatest man ever? Me? Same, but I also wake up next to the greatest woman ever.)

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