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Anti-Pickup Line

 

Man: Wanna ****?

Woman: I am on my period.
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Man: Hey, that is okay, I like driving the firetruck, ya know? ;) ;) The red hotdog in the tunnel, the las vegas red district bouncer.

Woman: What the hell are you talking about?

Man: No idea, I was hoping you knew... :P

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