Anti-Pickup Line

-Chick walks by Dude and his friends at a bar, gives a glance but looks away.
Dude's Friend: I bet you can't pick that chick up with a line about bowling.
Dude: Alright, I bet I can.
-D walks up to C.
D: Hey, can I just say, you remind me of bowling? ;)
C: Why, because I bowl your heart over? **** off.
-C gives D a nasty look.
D: No. Because I want to stick 3 of my fingers in your holes, then roll you in to a gutter, you round heavy bitch.