Anti-Pickup Line - Male: Want to hear a story about my d--k? Nevermind, it's too long. Female: Want

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Male: Want to hear a story about my d--k? Nevermind, it's too long.
Female: Want to hear a story about my vagina? Nevermind, you won't get it.

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“This car was so exciting, I actually needed windscreen wipers on the inside.”

via: Clarksonisms

“Barbie.”

via: Pointless Inventions

“the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see..”

via: Pointless Super Powers

“think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth.”

via: Things You Think Only You Do

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