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-Nice bum where ya from?
-Australia, wanna ****?

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  • Kentucky, wanna f*** me? Greece, Wanna Piece? Quebec, Want some neck? Langley, wanna bang me? Toronto, wanna blow? Old Tex, want some sex? Nice (in France pronounced niece not nice) Anyway, Nice, wanna piece?
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  • Waterloo wanna screw
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  • I'm from Maine, my butts insane.
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