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Male: Did it hurt???
Female: What, when I fell from heaven?
Male: No, the first time you did ****!!!

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  • AiNiAiL Necessary to read between the I's AaNnAaL Look dawg, I heard you like **** in you ass, so I put a butthole in your ****! If you don't get this, just give up.
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  • ****
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  • the **** is ****!
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