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Anti-Pickup Line

 

Waiter- For you, sir?
Male: I'll have a Strawberry Daquiri, non-alcoholic, please.
Waiter- And, for your company?
Male: For her, a long-island-iced-tea, with a twist of Rohypnol.

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  • always in a hurry, this guy
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