Anti-Pickup Line

#1
You're breath smells like Skittles, can I taste the rainbow?
No, because , while mine may smell like Skittles, yours reeks.
#2
Girl: Hey, I got this new Kiss Proof lip gloss, wanna try it out?
(there are 2 answers to this)
1.Boy: Well, yours may be Kiss Proof, but mines not, and I don't have time to re-apply this after
2. Yeah, I do want to try it out, but not with you.