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Anti-Pickup Line

 

Guy: Hi, I am sexually attracted to you. May I walk over to the bar and purchase you a drink and then another and then another untill you become intoxicated and more likely to allow me to have sexual intercourse with you?

Girl: You speak funny. Get lost.

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