Anti-Pickup Line - Boy: You know, just because one is beautiful does not mean that she is intelligent.

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Boy: You know, just because one is beautiful does not mean that she is intelligent.
Girl: Really?
Boy: Yeah. But I'd like to tell you that you're a very good exception.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Of course! You're already ugly, yet you're so incredibly stupid!

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