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Anti-Pickup Line

 

Man: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.

Woman: Ha! Nice try buddy...

(Man strikes woman in the face)

Man: You little bitch. Who the **** do you think you are?

Woman: (Silence)

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