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Anti-Pickup Line

 

- I'd like to call you. What's your number?
- It's in the phone book.

- But I don't know your name.
- That's in the phone book too.

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  • sorry, i know im kinda dumb but can someone please explain this to me?
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  • FIRST!!
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