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Anti-Pickup Line

 

Man: Wanna ****?
Woman: WHAT? NO!
Man: YES!!
Woman: What?
Man: FINALLY A WOMAN HAS RESISTED ME!
Woman: Wow it never happened before? ;D
Man: Dunno never hit on a woman before...
Woman: -_-

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