Anti-Pickup Line - Man: Wanna come to my place? Woman: Maybe if you take of the ski-mask and

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Man: Wanna come to my place?
Woman: Maybe if you take of the ski-mask and black clothing...
Man: But then you'll ruin the surprise! :(

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