Anti-Pickup Line - Man: Wanna come see my collection of stamps? ;) Woman: Actually id prefer we go

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Man: Wanna come see my collection of stamps? ;)
Woman: Actually id prefer we go to your place have sex ;)
Man: GEEEEEEEZ! What does a man have to do to show off his stamp collection here?

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