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Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather

Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together.

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  • so you want to **** me?
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  • To bad N and O are already together
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  • to see a 6 year old joke/comment look below
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  • That would make IFU
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  • i'd put U - G - L - Y together
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