Anti-Pickup Line - -wow I could just drown in the ocean of your eyes -well why don't you

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-wow I could just drown in the ocean of your eyes
-well why don't you
-well I'll steal your sisters number, get lost at sea, and shipreck in her bed
Then you can come and save us when she is shouting S.O.S out of the other room

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