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Anti-Pickup Line

 

(in a bar)
Guy: Know how to play any instruments?
Girl: No...but I wanna learn. Can you teach me?
Guy:Sure..ever heard of the skin flute?
Girl: (unaware) No. Can you teach me to play it?
Guy: Sure, I can. :)
(The girl leaves with the guy as he looks over his shoulder and winks with the thought of getting laid)

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