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(this is only funny if ur a guy!)
you go to a party
im a man
you get a drink
im a man
you laugh with friends
im a man
u see a hot chick
im a man
you invite her over to ur place
im a man
you go up in the bedroom
im a man
you go to pull her pants off
im a man
and she says...
im a man!

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  • Whoever wrote this stupid shit, can now repeat the following; I'm a ****.
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