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Anti-Pickup Line

 

GIRL: I bet you say that to all the girls you meet.

MAN: How much you want to bet? No wait, I better not make that bet.
(or)
MAN: Only half the ones I get this far in conversation with. The other half are a little bit easier to get in bed with.

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