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guy: ermm...i like blondes ;) ima blonde too...we r a perfect dumb blonde match!!!!
girl: yeah but im the dumb one in this situation. and have u taken a look in the mirror lately?!?!
guy: not really...
girl: well first of all you got pimples the size of mars, you have cross-eyes, you nose is bigger than squidwards nose, and let me see ur d!!!!!
guy: oooh getting right to the point!!! i like it *unzips his pants and pulls out his nub*
girl: uhh well u aint got no point, it looks like ur point just broke...
guy: well midgets cant help it!!!!!!!!! dont judge my falses!!!!!!
girl: okayy...besides theres wayyy too much to point...ur a complete waste of my timee!!!!!!!! now go watch **** and see if it grows a little bigger than his little nub u got.

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