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- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U together.

- Would you also change it so that I is an object, therefore making your previous sentence grammatically correct? And besides, I already organized the alphabet so that N and O are right next to each other.

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  • well this is kinda dumb because u wouldnt have to rearrange anything for N and O to be together because they already together.
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  • You're an idiot. The whole point of this joke is that N and O are already together.
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