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Anti-Pickup Line

 

(in a loud club)
-Do you wanna dance?!

-Umm, with YOU? NO!

-What?! oh no, i said, "you look FAT in those PANTS!"

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  • OOOOUUUCCHHH!!!
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  • What if shes wearing a skirt? Then you're dead.
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  • I wish I was that creative :/
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