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Those must be space pants, because your ass is out of this world
That must be a donkeys tongue, because its making an ass out of you.

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  • This is well known that cash makes us disembarrass. But how to act if one has no cash? The only one way is to receive the home loans or just term loan.
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  • "Thats not the only thing i have like a donkey's :-)"
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