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“I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?.”
via: Clarksonisms
“Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes.”
via: Pointless Inventions
“when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool.”
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