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Anti-Pickup Line

 

Man: Wanna see the best pick up line ever? Its an ancient secret kept for millions of years!

Girl: SURE!

Man: It only reveals to the fully drunk though so lets get drinking..

Girl: uh... okay... I guess..

Man: Drunk enough?

Girl: Ulp... you betcha weird man!

Man: Ok its hidden at my place so lets go!

Girl: WOHOO!

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