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Dude: I don't wanna be friends anymore!
Dudette: I take it that you found out about my feelings.
Dude: Yes. And, at the rate this is going, staying where we are now gets us nowhere.
Dudette: *sparkly eyes* So... you mean...
Dude: Yes. We are more than friends. I realize that you have realized that. In fact... *steps to whisper in her ear* ... we're like BROTHERS.
Dudette: 3

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  • No!! The "3" was supposed to be a broken heart.
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