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Mario: Ey princess, wanna make the sexy time eh?

Princess: With a fat Italian plumber? HELL NO!

Bowser: MWAHAHAHA I AM SO GONNA **** YOU WITH MY SPINY ****!

Princess: HELP HELP MARIO I WILL DO ANYTHING JUST SAVE ME! NO BOWSER PLEASE DO NOT PUT IT IN THERE! ITS TOO TIGH...

Shigeru Miyamoto: So this is how I wanted to make the Super Mario series... sexy eh?

Girl: DISGUSTING!

Shigeru Miyamoto: Well what do you think about the idea with Monkey Dong and the other girl tha...HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

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