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Macho Man: Release the BOGUS!

Woman: What?

Super Macho Man: Never mind... no one will get this anyways... wanna go to McDonalds and get a Little Mac?

Woman: Ok but I want a Big mac!

Macho Man: What is a Big mac? Is it stronger than a little Mac?

Woman: Huh? What do you mean?

Macho Man: Sigh... and I actually fought Mike Tyson you know...

Woman: So you are a boxer huh? Who are you gonna fight next?

Macho Man: Sigh... Mr.Dream...

Woman: Who the hell is that?

Macho Man: a nobody...

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