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Man: Hey... wanna join me at my big mansion and have a friendly discussion?

Girl: A mansion eh? Well.. sure!

At the mansion:

Man: MUAHAHAHAHA! I am gonna r@pe you!

Girl: NO PLEASE! I am not drun.. uh not ready yet!

5 minutes later:

Woman: OUCH! ouchie! That hurts! Stop it! ITS TOO HARD!

Man: HAHA AND TAKE THIS GRAPE! AND THIS GRAPE! Oh... never mind this is one has turned a raisin... AND THIS GRAPE!... so uh... anyway wanna move on to the "lovers room" later? Want some more Champagne by the way? AND THIS GRAPE, AND THIS ONE IS REALLY BIG AND HARD! GET READY!

Woman: Yeah sure... sigh... just get done with this weirdness already... damn these eccentric millionaires... OUCH! OOF!

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