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Man: What did you say this horrible machine did look like?

Woman: It was terrible it was like a man sized yellow and red robot that shoot lasers! After I refused its offer to come home with him he shoot lasers and destroyed my house... buah ;( ;(

Man: That is terrible! Despicable! We have to do something about this! Such a beautiful supermodel should never go trough such a terrible atrocity!

Woman: Buah... sigh... sniff... I know... but it was terrible!

Man: so so my lady... you can come live with me in my giant mansion and we can have a couple of drinks to calm your nerves and relax... ;)

Woman: Thank you Mr.Stark...

Man: Oh Just call me Iron Ma... I mean Tony!

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