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Man: Hello! Mishimush! This is a Mister Borat eh? I would like to make the sexy time with you now woman... Eh can I make the **** on you? I will not make much crushings on you if you do not bite okay?

Girl: WOW! SURE!

Man: Sigh... I... (takes of wig and mustachio) I am actually Sasha Baron Cohen and this is just a hidden camera scene for my movie an..

Girl: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU YOU UGLY BASTARD! GET LOST!

Man: DAMN! But its me the same guy and I think I just fell in love with you an...

Girl: GET OUT YOU PERVERT!

10 minutes later:

Man: Hello there oh honey, this is da berlinen wassenflass Bhruno and I would like you to help me make me the hetrosexal man for das werbungen of my movie star eh?

Girl: .( Sigh... I miss that Borat guy...

Man: But its me! I am Both Borat and Bruno and...

Girl: YOU AGAIN?! GET LOST ASSHOLE!

Man: Damn... something just went very very wrong here did it not?

Borat: Hello the mister Baron eh? Mishimush! I am the making movie of Crushings of America! And this is my very Manly Man Bruno!

Bruno: Hello hot stuff! Cohens! Me and Borat would like to make the very manly thing with you in a threycantzen of tree peepols!

Borat: EH YES! We make bang bang in the anoos together with man man and man so no gays make us they slaves!

Director: Is something wrong Mr.Cohen?

Man: Uh... I think I need to see a shrink for a while after this experience...

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