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Girl: I AM SICK of being with you! All you do is invite me to watch sports, and all you have ever treated me to is a six pack of beer and snacks! YOU NEVER TAKE ME SOMEWHERE NICE!

Man: Hey hold one man! Get a grip! What do you mean?

Girl: We have been dating for over 3 weeks and you have not made a single move on me!

Man: Uh... this is awkward buddy, you see I am straight and...


Man: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT? Really?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!! I mean you have short hair and the biggest mantits I have seen but...


Man; But hey, if you have a **** that is the important par... Hey where did he... I mean she or... whatever go?

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