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Now this one is for the ladies:

Girl: Hey there Alexa! Long time no see!

Woman: Indeed dear, so... do you still do YOGA!?

Girl: Nah I stopped after the YOGA FIRE! lessons and the YOGA TELEPORT! Lessons where too expensive...

Woman: too bad! Can you still bend your legs behind your back though? ;) It looked so sexy...

Girl: Oh well, as long as you can still do you YOGA STRETCH tongue you can come home with me and teach me a thing or two since I am just 19 and you are a 35 year old couger... if you know what I mean ;)

Woman: Sure! I can teach you a lot of lusty immoral things ;).

Conclusion:

Girl: Not there... its hurts.

Woman: Just relax girl, and it will work...

Girl: YES OH YES!!!

Moral: To show that my stories also support the ladies ;) Hey... its called the ANTIPICKUPLINE after all right?

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