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Man: Hey lady, wanna come home with me?

Woman: A man like you :D would ask a woman like me? I... I cannot believe it... sniff... excuse me this is so beautiful... ;D I want to of course of course I want to...

Man: Want to?

Woman: Tell you to go screw yourself moron!

Man: But you said beautiful as you looked into my eyes and seemed so happy...

Woman: Yes I was looking at my reflection in your eyes to avoid having to look at your disgustingly ugly face!


(now that one was for the non lesb... I mean non drunk women, see? I am quite equal, even to the weaker, yet hot gender)

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