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Woman: Hey you look hot and cool, wanna chat?

"Man": Meh.. I just stand here with my beerglass trying to look cool in hopes that women ask me out...

Woman: UGH!

"Man": May I please come with you? Eh... where are you going... HEY!

Moral: Trying to look like James Bond in the darkest corner of a bar is not flirting you trucking moron!

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  • hey how are u done right now and you look so dam sexy
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