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Woman and man on picnicking date at the forest:

(Man gets bit in his pingas by a snake..)

Man: ARGH! HEALP HEALP!

Woman: OMG! I have to call the doctor! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING Doctor! My date was bitten by a poisonous snake! What can we do!

Doctor: The only option would be to suck the poison out of the bitten area or else he will probably die... "Click"

Man: ARGH! WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY! PLEASE ITS GETTING NUMB! WHAT DID HE SAY!

Woman: He said you are gonna die... :(


Moral: She may not have sucked, but this sure did :P

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