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In a classy bar: KEEP IT CLASSY!

Man: Hello there dear... your eyes sparkle like the sun itself...

Woman: Oh... thank you random stranger, that is the most beautiful thing someone have ever said to me :D

Man: Really? But you are gorgeous

(the two proceed to have a long CLASSY conversation and laughing in a classy reserved matter and drinking classy champagne and whatever... and then:

Man: Ahahaha yes that is indeed true... By the way... would you mind becoming the single lonely mother of my children?

Moral: skipped most of school classes... class ... overrated...

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