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Adventures of Drunken man with standards 2:

Man: Well you are kinda uh... big for me... no offense lady, I mean you are sexy but you are... well fat.. in fact you are TRUCKING HUGE! and I have standards, HIGH STANDARDS ACTUALLY... but since you are so charming and have such a great personality... I guess we can go for it...

Kid: Mommy... what is that naked man doing to that blimp?

Moral: Standards... we all got them... they are invisible for a reason though...

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