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Man: Yeah I have done it with thousands of women all around the world... THOUSANDS!

Woman: Okay... then ill come home with you, I want an experienced man to be my first...

At his house:

Woman: I AM SCARED! Will it hurt? Its my first time and...

Man: I dunno! I am scared as Its my first time too! :(

Moral: A man whose is scared of sex... pfffffff!

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