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Sorry to take up space, but this is simply my reply to the vile threats to that person whose line starts with "what did you say little bitch", know that he has no idea what he is talking about, and is possibly a simple mental case.

Seriously, who the hell are you? And even so, who the hell do you think you are?

Yeah with your terrible lack of discipline there is no way in hell you are or would become a soldier.

You know very well that the navy would never waste its resources on helping your selfish and childish acts of revenge (or whatever you seek)

Death threats will get you nowhere, and you can fully threaten me, but know that I live in Norway, and you can trace me and send your whole unit (if you had one) but by then you would solely be responsible for acts of war and be properly executed for international treason.

Know your place civilian, we fight to protect you, do not shame us with your childish vendetta.

Drill Sergeant
Axel "Strength" God√ły. Aka "Moral Man"

Ps: Threaten anyone again, and I will fill a full report and assure that your IP is banned from this network, you are shaming your people, your country and all that fight to defend world peace, try me out and see, give me that luxury.

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