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Man: Hello there my name is...

Woman: I wish you where water...

Man: So you can swallow me? Hey not so fast baby! I dont like em fast.

Woman: You did not let me finish!

Man: Whatever, gotta go...

Moral: Girls... women... you may be mysterious, but unlocking your secrets is my favorite pastime... I CHARRENGE YOU!... Then again I never liked women throwing themselves at me without me saying a word (not that it happens very often)¨

Ps: I see some other people have started to add "morals" to their stories, without success sadly, keep going kids, and people will always of course know who the real "Moral man is" because of the cheap nature of my fantastically silly and "dragged out of the ass" nature of my morals...

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  • Moral Man. Please. Stop. You're just terrible.
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