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Drunk woman enters what she thinks is a bar... (how original).

"man gets close to her"

Woman: You men are all dogs!

Man: Bark bark!

Woman: No need to get cheeky with me asshole!

Man: Bark bark...

Woman proceeds to pass out and wake up at a kennel...

"Mandog": Bark bark.

Moral: If you think every man is a dog, then you may just be bark barking the wrong tree... or place... I mean dont expect to find nice men at a dirty bar, and dont expect to find horny jerks at your church reunion.

(A moral man original... and I actually like this one!)

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