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At a huge bar only known as Castlevania...

Woman: Get lost loser! Why would I wont pay you "tribute" you pervert!

Man: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh.... I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute!

Woman: What do you mean? You are totally insane and make no sense at all!

Man: Perhaps the same could be said of ALL religions.,,

Woman: You are quite the nutjob man...

Man: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!

Woman: EEEK!

Man: But what is this? Did I just attack a woman wearing a cross? Is your last name Belmont?

Woman: Yeah So? Is there a problem with my HOLY CROSS!

*Man on fire*: WHAT? THIS CANNOT BE! ARGH!!!!!!!

Moral: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!

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