Man at a restaurant (that is out of everything but bar stools and alcoholic drinks):
Man: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!
Woman: Uh? Oh! Nice tribute to the cheesy Castlevania lines!
Man:Tribute!?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!
Woman: Uh... well with most of you men lacking a spine nowadays... I cant truly disagree with you...
Man: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!
Woman: Savior? Who do you think I am? But now I am annoyed *throws glass that breaks* have at you! *slaps man*
Man: HYDRO STORM! Throws a flask of water upwards as it breaks on the floor splashing the woman...
Woman: NOW I AM ALL WET! YOU MORON! Dont you know me?
Man: Man: M-Maria? Uh... What happened?
Shaft: Damn you broke free from your spell! But it is too late! Muahahaha! Castlevania has already become a bar!
Richter: Well... that's fine to me, as long as Dracula does not STEAL MEN`S SOULS!
Shaft: Relax, he is into business now...
Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a businessman such as him!
Shaft: Seriously! I invite you both at its VIP lounge and free beer to make up for the past mistakes...
Richter: Excellent! But now feel my unbridled wrath!!!!! *punches Shaft*
Shaft: Ouch! So... are we even now?
Richter: Considering the free beer... okay...
As they arrived Castle Barlevania they both got drunk and played "vampire killer" at the stage all night...
Moral: Not much a Anti-Pick up line you say? Not only did Richter make a fool out of himself, but he also got her wet ;)