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At Barlevania:

Man: Yo lady... mind if I hang around?

Woman: Uh... wait... there is a weird song outside...

Man: Yeah but you will you... yeah... its getting louder!

*nana nanananana nana*

Man: What the hell is that?

Woman: No idea, its getting louder!

*NANA NANANANANANA KATAMARI DAMACY NANA NANANANANANANA KATAMERUUUUU! DAMACY DAMACY*¨¨

*Both the man and the woman gets rolled up in a spirit ball by the prince, in no time the bar gets rolled up as well*

Dun dun dun dun dun dun Du du dun dun STAAAAAARLIGHT STAAAAAAAARLIGHT STAAAAAAAARLIGHT STAAAAAAAAAAAR LIGHT!

King of all cosmos: Eh.. buenos dias! That means good day in Spanish the king thinks... the king likes languages... Eh? What is this insignificant thing you rolled up? Earth? The king does not like it... it feels too earthy! To humanny and stuff...

*The king of all cosmos throws the earth away towards outer space*

"ROLLED UP EARTH HAS BECOME PLANET EARTH!"

Moral: Katamari Damacy taught us all that it does not have to make sense to be funny, but its not a good idea to for anyone to hit on anything while the planet is being rolled up...

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