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At a bar.

M: I so wanna sex you!

W: What? :)

M: What part of sex did you not get? VAGINA!

W: You have problems with your heart? (angina) :(

M: Stop screwing with me bitch!

W: I dont have no itch... :/

*The man gets insulted and leaves*

Woman: Cute guy, I wish I wasn't nearly deaf though...

Moral "patience is a virtue?" Hell no! The guy got laid with 6 women that day so the moral is "The more people listen to what you have to say, the more you will get laid this day, and a deaf woman is a challenge if she aint your way"

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