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Anti-Pickup Line


A modified classic, props to the original poster:

Man: Ask me out!

Woman: Ok, get out!

Man: No no, I said ASK me out.

Woman: Okay... will you please get out?

Man: No but thanks for asking me out, I am so gonna tell your friends how I rejected you asking me out.

Moral: When beaten... THERE IS NO BEATING! If negative people can turn everything into a loss, thinking positive call help you turn anything into victory.

I mean Hitler murdered millions right? Arent you happy (Jew or not), that it was not you?

VICTORY! (if somehow Pyrrhic depending on how you turn on it... But if you wanna turn a gain to a pain, go ahead...)

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