Horse Head Huffer Network
Check out our iPhone app!
  • Twitter
  • Rss

Anti-Pickup Line

 

- hey ;)
- hey, yourself.
- if i wanted my comeback, i would've wiped it off your mom's face.

  • Thumb-up
  • Thumb-down
  • +95
3 Comments
 

Comments On This Anti-Pickup Line

  • "Hey, yourself" isn't a comeback. It's a greeting.
    • Rate This Comment
    • Rate-up
    • Rate-down
    • +3
  • I will recommend not to wait until you earn big sum of cash to buy different goods! You can just get the business loans or just student loan and feel comfortable
    • Rate This Comment
    • Rate-up
    • Rate-down
    • +1
  • what the **** is this shit?
    • Rate This Comment
    • Rate-up
    • Rate-down
    • 0

Comment On This Anti-Pickup Line

Anti-Pickup Line

A collection of responses to pickup lines, and just bad ones in general!

The Anti Joke Book




NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we’ve resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Download Our Free App!

Hay guise, our iPhone app was just approved!

available on the app store!

Pictures From Our Other Sites

Quotes From Other Sites

  • “(Clarksons article regarding his daughters first car) " I wanted something with 2000 airbags, I wanted a bouncy castle with wipers".”

    via: Clarksonisms

  • “Glasses which make the real world 3D.”

    via: Pointless Inventions

  • “The power to turn coke into pepsi.”

    via: Pointless Super Powers

  • “Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text..”

    via: Things You Think Only You Do

    • ©2008-2011 Anti-Pickup Line. All rights reserved.
    A Horse Head Huffer Production.

    Horse Head Huffer

    Rails Hosting provided by BlueBox