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Stories from real life part whatever:

Me as a twelve year old: Yeah I am incredibly experienced with girls, I mean I know I look very young for a eighteen year old man, but I consider it a advantage of mine...

Seventeen year old girl: Really? You are eighteen?

Me: Of course, besides II have had intercourse hundred of times, mostly with married women, I enjoy being their "guilty pleasure"

Girl: I bet you haven't seen boobs like these though! *shows me boobs*

Me: OMG! HOLY SHIT REAL BEEWBS! OMG HOLY CRAP THEY LOOK INCREDIBLE HOLY SHIT EVERYONE I JUST SAW REAL LIFE ****! I am a winner!

Last thing I remember was getting slapped several times and getting spit on, I was too damn happy to give a damn, I was victory.

Moral: had you asked me if it worked by then id say "hell yes!", today I doubt it worked as well as it could have...

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